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If it wasn't for the great golf jokes, much of our time might be spent cursing!
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 We love it! We hate it! Golf is the ultimate love/hate relationship!
Everyday, we will offer a new golf joke to keep you laughing!
While some jokes will indeed be new, many are "tried and true" versions that have been causing laughter for many a golf season.
Many thanks to those kind enough to share the chuckles. Keep them coming!
Do you have a joke to share? Please contact us.
| | Today's Golf Joke |
| Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament at one of the best golf courses in the area and met on the putting green for the first time.
After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What is your handicap?"
"Oh, I am a scratch golfer," the other replied.
"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her.
"Yes, I too write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"
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| Bonus Humor |
| "The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie."
- George Deukmejian
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