If it wasn't for the great golf jokes, much of our time might be spent cursing!

On the 5th hole, an island green with a sizable water hazard, Moses uses a 6-iron and it lands perfectly on the green. Jesus takes out his 7-iron and begins tee-ing up. Moses says: "The 7 isn't enough club. It'll go in the drink" Jesus replies: "If Arnie Palmer can do it, I can do it."

Jesus swings the 7 and sure enough, right in the water. He tees up a second ball, grabs his 7-iron and again says: "If Arnie Palmer can do it, I can do it."

PLOP in the water it goes.

Jesus continues until he has hit all his golf balls into the water. At this point, he walks out on top of the water to locate his lost golf balls.

A foursome behind them approaches the tee, spots Jesus standing on top of the water and says to Moses "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"

Moses replies, "No, Arnie Palmer."