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If it wasn't for the great golf jokes, much of our time might be spent cursing!
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 We love it! We hate it! Golf is the ultimate love/hate relationship!
Everyday, we will offer a new golf joke to keep you laughing!
While some jokes will indeed be new, many are "tried and true" versions that have been causing laughter for many a golf season.
Many thanks to those kind enough to share the chuckles. Keep them coming!
Do you have a joke to share? Please contact us.
| | Today's Golf Joke |
| During lunch one day, two work associates discuss pastimes ...
"I'm very discouraged by my play," complained Bill. "I actually lost five balls the other day! That must have broken some kind of record. So, I'm hanging it up, gonna quit the game."
"Granted, that's a few balls, but I doubt that's any sort of record," replied his friend. "You're going to lose balls all the time golfing."
"Sure GOLFERS do ..." Bill began, "but I'm a BOWLER."
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| Bonus Humor |
| "After all these years, my accent can still get me into trouble on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye."
- Chi Chi Rodriguez
Interesting Side Note: Gene Sarazen invented the Sand Wedge, first using it at the 1932 British Open, which he won. Gene won a phenomenal 38 PGA titles in all including both the U.S. Open and Masters. He is one of only five golfers (along with Ben Hogan, Jack Nicklaus, Gary Player, and Tiger Woods) to have won all the major championship titles. Gene golfed throughout his entire life, passing away at the ripe old age of 97 in 1999.
As to who invented the "ham on rye," we're still researching that one.
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