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Michiana Golf :: Serving Golfers in Northwestern Indiana / Southwestern MichiganWe love it! We hate it!  Golf is the ultimate love/hate relationship!

Everyday, we will offer a new golf joke to keep you laughing!

While some jokes will indeed be new, many are "tried and true" versions that have been causing laughter for many a golf season.

Many thanks to those kind enough to share the chuckles.  Keep them coming!

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Today's Golf Joke
Jesus and Moses are playing golf.

On the 5th hole, an island green with a sizable water hazard, Moses uses a 6-iron and it lands perfectly on the green. Jesus takes out his 7-iron and begins tee-ing up. Moses says: "The 7 isn't enough club. It'll go in the drink" Jesus replies: "If Arnie Palmer can do it, I can do it."

Jesus swings the 7 and sure enough, right in the water. He tees up a second ball, grabs his 7-iron and again says: "If Arnie Palmer can do it, I can do it."

PLOP in the water it goes.

Jesus continues until he has hit all his golf balls into the water. At this point, he walks out on top of the water to locate his lost golf balls.

A foursome behind them approaches the tee, spots Jesus standing on top of the water and says to Moses "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"

Moses replies, "No, Arnie Palmer."


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